The below is a mostly unedited account of
what the fourteen-year-old me had to say about Postal 2 off of the GeoCities I created:
“What
can I say, Postal 2 is a great game. You really can push the limits of the real
world here. Chances are that if you're here you already play the game and know
what it's all about, but if you don't click here
as im sure you can all see the whole idea of the site was to say somethin about Postal 2, but since i dont have any map or other game editing/making talent at all, and really cant be arsed to do anything anyway I'm gonna use my space to say something, havn't figured out what yet, but lookin at the poll, which really shows the site to be what it is: shit, i realy need to do something to turn it around.
and remember if you ever want to say anything at all just use the fuckin forum, its not a crime, use it cos it took me like 10 minutes to set it up lol”
as im sure you can all see the whole idea of the site was to say somethin about Postal 2, but since i dont have any map or other game editing/making talent at all, and really cant be arsed to do anything anyway I'm gonna use my space to say something, havn't figured out what yet, but lookin at the poll, which really shows the site to be what it is: shit, i realy need to do something to turn it around.
and remember if you ever want to say anything at all just use the fuckin forum, its not a crime, use it cos it took me like 10 minutes to set it up lol”
From it we can gather a great number of
things, most of which aren’t good. I mistakenly though incorrectly spelt words
made me appear cool (it doesn’t and I, thankfully, now know this); I had little
skill at wider video game-related activities (including writing, something I
feel I’m a little better at now I’m fully grown); I, even then, favoured protracted,
multi-clause sentences over simply more sentences (I clearly still do: please
see above). We can also (kind of) see that I found wanton digital-murder to be
a relaxing and often creative means of letting off a little adolescent steam.
Thems was simpler times.