As a rule,
I’m really poor. I live in London (England) and currently visit the ‘bottom ten
percent of earners’ club on a daily basis, where we pass round boxes of Asda
smart price jaffa cakes, slowly sip weak (Tesco value) orange squash and sing
wartime ditties to maintain morale: it’s still the most effective way in town,
such is the relative vapidity of anything Modern
London. Despite working in the med-ya
and personally generating literally millions of pounds of revenue a year for a
titanic corporation, I still can’t afford to wash my (lovely) hair on a daily
basis, nor eat venison sausages very often, let alone buy video games. That’s
precisely why I’ve been eyeing up a lot of free-to-play, or f2p as they say up
Stoke Newington, and thinking a
lot about playing, but not paying, them. There’s this one
called Extrasolar, which I think
might have finally found a way to eloquently justify them pesky energy bars wot
constrain or enjoyment of and ability to, well, actually play f2p games.
